When in doubt, Blow it the fuck out.

blacklightvirus:

datairstrike:

blacklightvirus:

Happy Independence Day.

I’ll take advantage of you guys being distracted blowing shit up while I just consume you all.

Aleeex

Oh.

Hello Chester.

Independence day means no work

and I think you know what no work means.

blacklightvirus:

Happy Independence Day.

I’ll take advantage of you guys being distracted blowing shit up while I just consume you all.

Aleeex

blacklightvirus:

datairstrike:

blacklightvirus:

I’ve noticed.

…

Care to elaborate? Or you do want me to finish that for you?

…you can take it from here.

blacklightvirus:

datairstrike:

I’ve noticed.

…

strawberrypantsu:

doctorchill:

sotrue

by doubleleaf

FUCK GRAVITY I’M ALEX MERCER

(Source: mastersassman, via nightmareloki)

(via nightmareloki)

scootshaboot:

aristotle-vs-mashy-spike-plate:

strawberrypantsu:

oh um

#Gonna pee on Taggart in 3 #2 #1

NOTHING CAN PROTECT YOU FROM PEE

NOT TANKS

NOT WEAPONS

NOT UMBRELLAS 

tapped that.

(via jojodoodle)

Anonymous Asked:

DOES YOUR BUTT HURT??

When in doubt, Blow it the fuck out. Answered:

….THE FUCK-

THAT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

blacklightvirus:

datairstrike:

blacklightvirus: 

You’re right.

And this is going to sound petty but I can’t stand that you could die because I can’t protect you.

Hey, hey, hey.

It’s gonna’ take a lot more than some angsty psychopath to take me down.

Don’t worry about me, big guy. 

All right. I trust you.

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